Superman is younger than John McCain.
Whether you know him as “The Man of Steel”, “The Last Son of Krypton”, or the guy who guest-starred on that episode of “I Love Lucy”, he is younger than Presidential-hopeful McCain.
And he can see through things.
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
The Hindenburg Disaster is younger than John McCain.
Oh the humanity, indeed.
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Craggly faced Stone Keith Richards is younger than John McCain.
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
DNA is younger than John McCain.
OK, that’s not entirely true. The discovery of the DNA Double Helix by Crick and Watson and the first accurate model of DNA structure is what’s younger than John McCain.
But he’s still really old.
(Thanks, Jesse.)
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Helvetica is younger than John McCain.
One of our more ubiquitous typefaces, Helvetica is a sans-serif font designed when John McCain was in the early twenties. (Incidentally, McCain uses Optima for his campaign materials… and here’s an interesting article that speaks about how Optima is the ultimate “noncommittal” typeface.)
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
The ballpoint pen is younger than John McCain.
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
FM radio is younger than John McCain.
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Ronald Reagan was younger than John McCain.
At the time of his inauguration, Ronald Reagan was a spritely 69 years, 11 months, and 14 days old. He was known to be big on naps.
