Things younger than Republican Presidential candidate (oh, and did I forget to mention war hero?) John McCain

Am I being “age-ist”? Maybe. But maybe not. The world is a pretty complicated place right now and I’m thinking that it’s not such a great time to elect our oldest President ever. So sue me.

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

HOLYSHITIFTHISMORONBECOMESTHEVICEPRESIDENT ISWEARTOGODI’MPACKINGUPANDMOVINGOUTOFTHECOUNTRY.

(I particularly like the part where she can’t name a newspaper that she reads… instead, she claims to read “all of them”. Oh well, I guess this is just another example of that crazy “liberal media” playing “gotcha” journalism and, you know, airing what someone says.)

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Tuesday, September 30, 2008

“I’ve been hearing about his speeches since I was in, like, second grade.”

(I guess that was right around the time she gave up with the whole book-learnin’ thing.)

I’ve said it before - does she really want to be the one having the “let’s look at the age of the running mates” conversation?

Moron.

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Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Life clock.


Saw this over on swiss-miss (a great design blog) just now… interestingly, one full rotation of the clock is equal to the average human lifespan (the clock was slowed down 61320 times to make each minute equal to a year).

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Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Awesome.


So a reader named Denise linked to the blog today and told all about how her cuter-than-words (that part is me talking!) daughter stole the show at their local farmer’s market… rocking her official “I’m 70 Years Younger Than McCain” t-shirt.

It’s a nice story - which you can read about here. (Thanks to Denise for sharing!)

Want a shirt of your very own - with any year of your choosing? Go here… and please remember that I’m selling them at my cost to make it easy to spread the gospel of “McCain is really old.”

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posted by admin at 2:34 pm  

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Brown v. Board of Education, Loving v. Virginia, Gideon v. Wainwright, Miranda v. Arizona, Dennis v. United States, and Mapp v. Ohio.

Brown v. Board of Education, Loving v. Virginia, Gideon v. Wainwright, Miranda v. Arizona, Dennis v. United States, and Mapp v. Ohio are all younger than John McCain.

Roe v. Wade is an easy one. Has Sarah Palin never heard of Wikipedia? Or been to junior high school?

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posted by admin at 10:07 am  

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Tang.

Tang is younger than John McCain.

William A. Mitchell had a very full life. As a food chemist working for General Foods, he was the key inventor behind Pop Rocks (younger), quick-set Jell-O (way older - but more exciting), Cool Whip (younger), powdered egg whites (grosser), and - of course - Tang.

Is there not one among us that doesn’t owe Mitchell a debt of gratitude? Is that not the most poorly constructed sentence you’ve read today? (Sue me. I, much like Lindsey Graham, am tired.)

(Thanks to Kristin for the tip!)

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Tuesday, September 30, 2008

WTF is “Gotcha” Journalism???

How is it any different than, you know, airing what someone says?

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posted by admin at 8:47 am  

Monday, September 29, 2008

Little whiny bitches.

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posted by admin at 4:38 pm  

Sunday, September 28, 2008

The Flamingo Hotel in Vegas.

The Flamingo Hotel in Vegas is younger than John McCain.

While the “El Rancho Vegas” and the “Pair-O-Dice” were the first gambling resorts on or around the Strip, it wasn’t until the development of The Flamingo that the mob came in and things got good. (And they would stay good until 1996, when an otherwise great movie would have every schmoe and his brother running around saying “Vegas, baby, Vegas”.)

In related gambling news, McCain and Team Have Many Ties to Gambling Industry

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posted by admin at 10:13 am  

Saturday, September 27, 2008

New video: Sarah Palin and Gabby Johnson… Separated At Birth?

They both speak “authentic frontier gibberish”. Coincidence? I don’t think so.

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posted by admin at 3:01 pm  

Friday, September 26, 2008

Someone else who won’t be sending me a birthday card this year:

BooFreakingHoo.

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posted by admin at 5:51 pm  

Friday, September 26, 2008

MSNBC Pulls “McCain Health/Age” ad because Bill O’Reilly had a hissy fit.

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posted by admin at 4:19 pm  

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Your Jewish grandparents in Florida?

If your Jewish grandparents in Florida are younger than John McCain, or even if they’re not, watch this brilliant video from Sarah Silverman.

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posted by admin at 9:45 pm  

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Sarah’s from Alaska. Maybe she was just using authentic frontier gibberish in the couric interview.

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posted by admin at 8:39 pm  

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Reminder: Book Event tomorrow


Assuming that John McDramaQueen wakes up and realizes that the rest of Congress isn’t exactly sitting around saying “Damn! If only JOHN McCAIN - the septuagenarian who barely shows up to vote - was around to help us sort through this mess!”, the book event/debate watching party is going to be on.

Here are the specs again… for those in or around NYC:

When:
Friday, September 26th, 2008 @ 8:00 PM

Where:
The Tank @ DCTV
87 Lafayette Street (between Walker and White, below Canal)

Um, where???
http://tinyurl.com/3qho38

More info:
http://livingliberally.org/drinking/event/First-Presidential-Debate-Watch-Party

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