Things younger than Republican Presidential candidate (oh, and did I forget to mention war hero?) John McCain

Alaska is still younger than John McCain.

I’ve written before about how Alaska is younger than McCain – and I’ll keep writing about it as long as Sarah Palin and John McCain keep insisting that the fact that Alaska is in close proximity to Russia qualifies as foreign policy experience.

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Her home state is younger than John McCain.

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I seem to be getting a lot of first time visitors to the site lately… and a lot of them hit the wall around page 3. So I thought I’d make it a little easier for people to find the older stuff by putting together a very unscientific list of the top posts (based on page views, number of comments, ones that I think really help make my case, and ones that I just thought were funny)… and here they are:

Assorted Diatribes
Ageism
A day in the life of a middle-class Republican

Books
The Grapes of Wrath

Codes
The Zip Code

Discoveries
Oil in the desert
Penicillin

Foods
The York Peppermint Pattie
The Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich
Kraft Macaroni and Cheese
Cheerios

Images
A McCain campaign banner ad I wish we’d see
McCain goes after the youth vote
“Caption this photo” contest

Organizations
Mensa

People
Cindy McCain
Larry Flynt
Keith Richards
Ronald Reagan
My Mother
91% of America

Products
The Slinky
Scrabble
Duct Tape

Videos
McCain loses it on birth control issue
McCain says that his age is an issue

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Alaska – the freaking state – is younger than John McCain.
And, for that matter, so is Hawaii. McCain is older than two of the fifty states.

OK, so here’s one of my all-time favorite jokes:

A polar bear asks his Mother, ‘Mom, am I a real polar bear?”
“Yes darling, of course you are.” his mother answered.
“Are you SURE I’m a polar bear?”
“Yes dear,” his mother replied, “You are. I am, you sister is, you’re father is, we’re all polar bears.”
“Are you POSITIVE?”
“Yes, yes, for the last time, you’re a polar bear! Why do you keep asking?”
“‘Cause I’m fucking freezing!”

Anyway, that has nothing to do with McCain. But again, this guy is really, really old.

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