Things younger than Republican Presidential candidate (oh, and did I forget to mention war hero?) John McCain

Am I being “age-ist”? Maybe. But maybe not. The world is a pretty complicated place right now and I’m thinking that it’s not such a great time to elect our oldest President ever. So sue me.

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Fiberglass.

Fiberglass is younger than John McCain.

“Why, back in my day, we didn’t have your fancy ‘Fiberglass’ to keep us warm – the 18 of us just huddled in front of the wood stove in our log cabin and gosh darnit we were HAPPY about it! By the way, did I ever tell you about the time when I was in Vietnam and didn’t have a home???”

And, speaking of “log cabins”, wtf is up with “Log Cabin Republicans”? Is it me or are they a little confused… kinda like “Jews for Jesus”? Or “Vegetarians for Meat”?

(Thanks to Becky for the tip!)

Buy the book: "72 Things Younger Than John McCain"

posted by admin at 2:59 pm  

11 Comments

  1. Log Cabin Republicans care more about pushing supply-side voodo economics than other things like, oh, their own basic human rights.

    Comment by Eddie L — August 28, 2008 @ 3:11 pm

  2. I’d just like to thank you for wasting an hour of my life trying to figure out what Peter Sellers had to do with fiberglass. :o )

    Comment by RsD — August 28, 2008 @ 3:27 pm

  3. 2,

    how’d you make out?

    Comment by admin — August 28, 2008 @ 3:50 pm

  4. Dew yew hahv a lee-cense for zees minkee beezniss?

    Comment by CP — August 28, 2008 @ 4:38 pm

  5. Mr. Admin, (Ms. Admin?)

    I got it. Eventually. And I smiled.

    Comment by RsD — August 28, 2008 @ 4:48 pm

  6. ok im 49 years younger than mccain and once again you have thrown something way over my head. the only thing i know about pink panther is that song and the cartoon. i think i need cliff notes for this website.

    Comment by Ali — August 28, 2008 @ 8:14 pm

  7. Stick with the cartoon. See him anywhere else before?

    Comment by RsD — August 28, 2008 @ 8:20 pm

  8. :)

    Comment by admin — August 28, 2008 @ 8:22 pm

  9. /facepalm

    Okay, I just got it.

    Comment by Kat — August 28, 2008 @ 10:18 pm

  10. log cabins hate taxes more than gay bashing.
    and abe lincoln was ‘a poof’.

    Comment by pansypoo — August 28, 2008 @ 11:13 pm

  11. I got you! I just got it. Wow epiphany! haha I’m just not that into construction.

    Comment by Ali — August 29, 2008 @ 3:58 pm

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