Jack Nicholson is younger than John McCain.
Alright, he was pretty good in “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest” - and “The Shining” and “Easy Rider” were both fantastic - but I gotta say that I really can’t stand Jack Nicholson (and his grotesque man-boobs aren’t helping matters much).
Here’s a newsflash for you, Jack:
You’re not cool anymore.
Young Hollywood hotties don’t want to go out with someone old enough to be their great-grandfather.
We all know that you like the Lakers - we just don’t care.
And PS: take your sunglasses off. You’re indoors now.
Thursday, May 22, 2008
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Just found your site and although I’m not an American I find this very amusing. I didn’t even know McCain was that old. It’s pretty incredible. I really, really, really hope America makes the right choice come November, though no matter who you pick, the rest of us won’t have nearly as many laughs anymore.
Comment by Elpin — May 22, 2008 @ 9:35 am
Thanks for writing…
I’m curious - where are you writing from and how did you come to find the site?
Comment by admin — May 22, 2008 @ 9:37 am
You didn’t ask me, but if you’re curious of how people outside US get here, here’s my answer.
This blog was listed in somebody’s link-blog in Finland and as this was interesting and fun to read, I added this to my Googlereader. I’ve been in US for 14 weeks in total which is why I’m quite interested of your news etc.
I’m from Finland (more accurate location is on my homepage which is found on my email’s domain
Good luck!
Comment by Timo — May 22, 2008 @ 10:57 am
Great - thanks!
Comment by admin — May 22, 2008 @ 11:08 am
well i am an aussie and i find this website a hoot dingin’ good time.
i am avidly into us politics though, as they do kinda control the world…
i cant say if i’d rather george bush (not that thats an optition) OR mccain, so lets just keep our fingers crossed for obama. i mean demeocrats…
Comment by Caitlin — May 22, 2008 @ 11:33 am
I’m from Norway and I found the link to your blog on the bored at work site (and yes, I was very bored, at work, but you fixed that). I’ll be keeping this on my booksmarks and check back to see what else is younger than McCain. I bet you can keep going for a looooong time!
Comment by Elpin — May 22, 2008 @ 12:39 pm
yep - i’ve got a huge backlog of ideas… keep coming back!
Comment by admin — May 22, 2008 @ 12:42 pm
I’m just a plain old U.S. American but I love this site too. A lot!
And I completely agree that Nicholson is irritating and disgusting and that we should never, ever have to look at those man-boobs again. Ever.
Comment by Chilly — May 22, 2008 @ 1:07 pm
Two things:
1) Great website! I published the link on my Facebook.
2) You are going to be HUGE. The Economist has a link to your blog in their article, “Indiana McCain rides again.” - http://www.economist.com/displaystory.cfm?story_id=11409457
Comment by Martine — May 22, 2008 @ 3:03 pm
Your missing:
Rock and Roll Music - (From Wikipedia) “Rock and roll (also known as rock ‘n’ roll) is a form of music that evolved in the United States in the late 1940s and early 1950s, and quickly spread to the rest of the world.”
Televangelist - (From Wikipedia) “The first television preacher of note was Fulton J. Sheen, a Roman Catholic archbishop who successfully switched to television in 1951 after two decades of popular radio broadcasts.”
Walkie-talkie - (From Wikipedia) “The first radio receiver/transmitter to be nick-named “Walkie-Talkie” was the backpacked Motorola SCR-300, created by an engineering team in 1940 at the Galvin Manufacturing Company (fore-runner of Motorola).”
Comment by Joey — May 22, 2008 @ 6:42 pm
#9:
thanks for the link to the economist article - wanna know what’s really funny? when i got the email of your post (i get an email notification when a new comment is added), i was IN A MEETING AT THE ECONOMIST! they are a client of mine in my life outside this blog… and i swear i had absolutely nothing to do with getting that mention placed!
crazy!
Comment by admin — May 22, 2008 @ 8:06 pm
he he
What a great idea for a website! Kudos to you for the idea and for the laughs you’ve induced as I’ve shown this website to a couple of friends and my family members.
And come on, don’t be mean to Jack! (though I must admit those manboobs look bigger than my own!! funny!)
Comment by Roxana Farahmand — May 23, 2008 @ 1:05 am
Sorry. I don’t approve of racism, sexism or AGEISM. If you’ve got problems with John McCain, exercise your first ammendment rights in a more thoughtful fashion.
PS Jack is STILL cool. He is still making great movies & yes, startlets still flock to him.
Comment by MJ — May 23, 2008 @ 11:09 am
I think I’ve come across some basalt flows younger than McCain!
And it’s not like I have enough body issues to deal with without knowing there’s a guy out there with bigger boobs than me. Or as my brother calls them, moobs. Ack!
Comment by Rebecca — May 23, 2008 @ 3:06 pm
Actually, some young Hollywood hotties do still find him attractive. For a lot of people, fame trumps looks.
Comment by Steve S — May 24, 2008 @ 9:45 am
Hey i’m 17 nd i’m from India..and the primaries are pretty big amongst the youth..It’s edge of the seat stuff…quite akin to our Bollywood movie industry potboilers..Amazing idea btw!
Comment by Sahil Kher — May 27, 2008 @ 12:49 pm
“Grotesque manboobs” LOL
Comment by Ferdinand — May 28, 2008 @ 9:01 am
Not really saying much. John McCain’s last effortless, non-grunting bowel movement is older than me. But seriously, great blog .. love it.
Comment by Kmuzu — June 4, 2008 @ 5:27 am
I disagree, Jack Nicholson is one of the most talented actors of his generation. I feel that very few people will be able to live up to his achievements.
Comment by Joe — June 10, 2008 @ 3:37 am
I don’t know why, but no matter how old he gets… I’d still ride it like I stole it. I am ashamed.
Comment by Ghost — June 15, 2008 @ 11:53 pm
Jack is definitely still cool. If you don’t believe me, find him and meet him. Or ask zee ladies.
Comment by OhNoYouDon't — July 14, 2008 @ 10:39 am