Things younger than Republican Presidential candidate (oh, and did I forget to mention war hero?) John McCain

So it turns out that Don Cornelius is in fact younger than John McCain!

My friends, I’m stumped. I don’t even know what to say about this. Maybe I’ll think of something later but, for now, I’ll just wish you all love, peace and sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooul!

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Sadly, Don Cornelius missed being younger than John McCain by about a month. Too bad… could’ve made a good post.

Oh well, to paraphrase Don, “you can bet your last money, this election’s gonna be a stone gas, honey.”

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Colin Powell is younger than John McCain.

Talk about putting “Country First”!

Despite his 25 year friendship with McCain, despite the fact that they are of the same party and both have strong military careers, despite that he was considered as a possible running mate of McCain’s would he have prevailed in the 2000 primaries, and despite the glowing praise that has been bestowed by each onto the other for years, Colin Powell announced this morning that he endorses - and will cast his vote for - Barack Obama.

In doing so, he questioned McCain’s judgement in the selection of Sarah Palin, acknowledged that McCain “is essentially going to execute the Republican agenda”, charged that the Republican focus on William Ayers and Obama’s religious affiliations were damaging America’s image abroad (as if they could be any more damaged!), and called Rep. Bachmann on her bullshit.

This is unbelievably impressive… and, coupled with the $150 million raised by Obama in September (that’s $3,472.22 a minute - I checked!), it’s also probably the final nail in the McCain/Palin coffin. That being said, and since no one knows how to lose an election like a Democrat, we should all still forward videos, send emails, make calls, and yes, give money.

(And, by the way, God help the first Republican that tries to spin this as “they all help each other out”… ’cause you know that’s coming!)

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I can’t wait until this election is over and these people are forced to sit down and STFU.

Sign the petition to have her censured or click here to donate to her opponent’s campaign.

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… keep ‘em coming!

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McCain calls William Ayers “old”.

(Thanks to Tiffany for the tip!)

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Obama is going to be on the November issue of Men’s Health and, in the spirit of equal time, I think it’s only fitting that McCain be on there as well - so I’ll give a free copy of my book to the person who can dummy up the best looking cover… complete with McCain’s face in place of Obama’s and the “appropriate” cover lines.

Send your “work” to tipsATthingsyoungerthanmccainDOTcom with the words “Men’s Health” in the subject line.

Here’s a larger version of the file to work with.

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Hayden Panettiere is younger than John McCain.

Much like Lindsey Lohan, I think this girl is famous for having her picture taken while eating lunch in Santa Monica. That said, the video is somewhat amusing (but probably NSFW).

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Classy bunch, these Republicans.

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(Thanks to Jeff… I think!)

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