Things younger than Republican Presidential candidate (oh, and did I forget to mention war hero?) John McCain

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Moron.

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…I particularly like the part at the end where she says “I wouldn’t necessarily recommend it as a coffee table book… but it would make a good bathroom reader.”

Woo-hoo! Today, the bathrooms of America. Tomorrow, the top of the NY Times bestseller list.

No, it really is largely a glowing review. You can read it here.

And you can buy your copy here. Or here. Or here. Or here.

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So this site – which I think has something to do with “things younger than Mubarek” linked to me. Anyone read Egyptian?

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Cecilia Gaudette is older than John McCain. A lot older.

106-Year-Old Nun Voting For Obama

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(Thanks to Jessica for the heads-up!)

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I mean, seriously – how dare you?

Do you know that the Dow fell *another* 700 points today? Do you know that it’s down some 2,000 points (almost 20%) in merely five days? I’m no statistics expert and I don’t have nearly the resources as some others do to track down relevant data, but I can only imagine that this amounts to billions of dollars in lost savings in retirement accounts, a massive increase in our national debt, thousands of foreclosures, thousands of failed small businesses, a generation of kids who won’t get to go to college, and an impact on our economy and the health of our country that won’t be fully realized for years.

And where are you both during all this? Whipping your base into a xenophobic, racist frenzy and running ads about who Obama is “palling” around with.

Barack Obama could tongue-kiss Osama Bin Laden on the steps of the Supreme Court while standing on the American flag and he’d be more presidential than either of you.

You should be ashamed.

(To my readers: I’m sorry that this has nothing to do with age – again – but I needed to get it off my chest.)

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The “Commander” Abdominal Supporter is younger than John McCain.

Yes, you too can go fishing in a girdle.

(With thanks to blog.modernmechanix.com for many, many old things.)

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