The guy across from me at Panera Bread is younger than John McCain.
As I sit here, using (at best) four fingers to pound away on the keyboard of my Macbook Pro, I’m noticing that a man who looks to be in his late sixties just walked in…. carrying, no joke, his own cushion for the seat! God only knows what’s going on in his body that creates the need for him to bring a seat cushion from home to Panera Bread but, if there was ever a sign of age, this sure is one of them.
I don’t know - this might launch another barrage of emails calling me “ageist”, but I for one don’t want my President bringing his ‘roid pillow to peace negotiations at Camp David.
The Captain Kangaroo show is younger then John McCain and Captain Kangaroo has been dead forever.
see pic:
http://www.aginghipsters.com/blog/archives/captaink.jpg
Comment by Elaine B — May 26, 2008 @ 4:35 pm
The Franco dictatorship in Spain is younger than John McCain.
Comment by W.C. Varones — May 26, 2008 @ 8:36 pm
Deodorant is younger than John McCain:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deodorant
Comment by Julian U — May 26, 2008 @ 10:51 pm
The Kristallnacht attacks on Jews in Germany are younger than John McCain.
McCain may not have much to say on that subject, but he “hates the gooks.”
Comment by W.C. Varones — May 26, 2008 @ 11:10 pm
Check this out:
http://www.newsweek.com/id/138621>1=43002
Comment by Jill — May 27, 2008 @ 12:50 am
You do know you got mentioned in the Economist..The bastion of intellectuals..
Comment by Sahil Kher — May 27, 2008 @ 1:03 am
yep - saw it… thanks!
Comment by admin — May 27, 2008 @ 10:02 am
brilliant. simply brilliant.
Comment by freshsqueze — June 1, 2008 @ 3:12 pm
why not make a section saying that every president ever is younger that mccain?
and I think it is hilarious that he picked an even older running mate…does he need the experience?
This site is pure gold. Keep it up!
Comment by amanningman18 — June 20, 2008 @ 4:57 pm