Things younger than Republican Presidential candidate (oh, and did I forget to mention war hero?) John McCain

Am I being “age-ist”? Maybe. But maybe not. The world is a pretty complicated place right now and I’m thinking that it’s not such a great time to elect our oldest President ever. So sue me.

Thursday, June 5, 2008

The Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich.

The Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich is younger than John McCain.

Is today my birthday? It must be because not only did I get an email from Adam with a link to an article on the history of the peanut butter and jelly sandwich that stated that “food historians” see nothing written about this glorious meal pre-1940 (Good god, is there anything that hasn’t been published online?) but I also got a chance to use one of my all-time favorite Family Guy clips.

Life is really good. And John McCain is really old.

Buy the book: "72 Things Younger Than John McCain"

posted by admin at 8:57 pm  

10 Comments

  1. The family guy is one of my favorite shows

    Comment by Nick — June 6, 2008 @ 3:35 am

  2. I love you for posting this clip!

    Comment by Michael Crawford — June 6, 2008 @ 10:05 pm

  3. John McCain now says he had peanut butter in his mouth when he mentioned “100 years” and “Iraq” in the same breath. He actually meant to say “100 beers” he drank in a “flashback.”

    Comment by Daniel — June 6, 2008 @ 10:11 pm

  4. Q&A How can McCain SIMULTANEOUSLY attract both Hillary AND Bob Barr voters? Answer: PALIN Veep!

    Comment by Ted — June 7, 2008 @ 11:45 am

  5. i love this website, and the writing always keeps me! this post esp

    Comment by amy ruthless — June 8, 2008 @ 11:02 am

  6. The US flag as it is now is younger than mccain.
    The first game console is younger than mccain
    Twinkies are younger than mccain
    The barcode is younger than mccain
    Radar is younger than mccain
    Good job on your website, i hope this will help you to keep it going

    Comment by Taylor — June 8, 2008 @ 8:53 pm

  7. We should have elected a peanut butter sandwich instead of George Bush. We might have something stuck to the roof of our mouths, but it wouldn’t be Iraq…

    Comment by Monty — July 15, 2008 @ 8:16 am

  8. [...] Some personal favorites: Alaska, Margaritas, Israel, The Golden Gate Bridge, Chocolate Chip Cookies (and one would have to assume then, the Cookie Monster), Mount Rushmore, The Czech Republic, and Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches. [...]

    Pingback by Stray Hawkeye » Blog Archive » Things Younger Than McCain — July 21, 2008 @ 9:12 pm

  9. [...] According to “age before beauty,” John McCain walks through first, and the PB&J sandwich holds the door, according to etiquitte rules and the website Things younger than Republican Presidential candidate (oh, and did I forget to mention war hero?) Jo…. [...]

    Pingback by Question: when John McCain and a peanut butter jelly sandwich come to a door, who goes first? « WastingTimeWithMikeAndAri — July 30, 2008 @ 3:24 am

  10. [...] The Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich [...]

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