The thong is younger than John McCain.

“Aubrey” wrote in to say that she Freudingly starts typing “thongsyoungerthan…” every time she comes to the site… which prompted her to discover that the thong is, in fact, younger than the guy with seven houses.
Seems that the then Mayor of NYC Fiorello LaGuardia (what a coincidence - we also have an airport named LaGuardia!) wanted the nude dancers to dress more appropriately. No word as to what he did about the guys who were using squeegees to clean the eyes of horses. (It’s a Giuliani thing - NY’ers will get it.)
PS: To save people the trouble of asking, the image above is of a guy who calls himself “Sisqo” - and he’s the rapper who gets the award for “writing” the single. dumbest. song. ever.



Seriously? Dumber than “Who Let The Dogs Out?”
Comment by Devin — August 25, 2008 @ 3:04 pm
Sisqo is an R&B singer, not a rapper. He first became famous as a part of the group Dru Hill.
I was in junior high when this song came out, and it was HUGE for a few months or so. Sisqo’s solo career shortly fizzled out and he went back to Dru Hill.
Comment by Eddie L. — August 25, 2008 @ 3:18 pm
1,
makes ‘who let the dogs out’ look like ‘thunder road’!
Comment by admin — August 25, 2008 @ 3:28 pm
I have to say I think thongsyoungerthanmccain.com might be even more popular than this site, depending on how many photos it had.
Comment by tricia — August 25, 2008 @ 3:59 pm
“depending on how many photos it had” Well, if we take it strictly, it should have photos of all the thongs in the world.
Comment by Aqquila — August 25, 2008 @ 4:51 pm
Sorry, “Smell Yo D*ck” wins dumbest song. That is a close second, though!
Comment by anonymous — August 25, 2008 @ 5:17 pm
thongsyoungerthanjohnmccain.com might be more fun to do
Comment by allie0720 — August 25, 2008 @ 9:42 pm
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yes but, unlike the bulk of my posts, doing a google search at work for that one might get me sued for creating a hostile enviroment!
Comment by admin — August 25, 2008 @ 9:48 pm
great. i don’t think i have heard any of those ’songs’.
Comment by pansypoo — August 25, 2008 @ 9:50 pm
It might’ve been a dumb song, but man was it catchy. And now, it’s stuck in my head. Gee, thanks for that……
Comment by Chancy — August 26, 2008 @ 10:34 am
The bikini is quite a bit younger than McCain (12 years). and the two piece (in the US) is only a few years older.
Comment by ~M — September 5, 2008 @ 1:48 am