The York Peppermint Pattie is younger than John McCain.
When I bite into a York Peppermint Pattie, I get the cool sensation of the renewed optimism and excitement that can only come from being delivered from an eight-year long nightmare of lies, corruption, stupidity, narrow-mindedness, and an ever-lowering of the proverbial bar while, at the same time, having my faith in our country’s ability to find its way back onto the right path restored.
(Thanks to Samantha and “Princess TamTam” for the tip!)
Hahaha. This is my favorite single-sentence post EVER. I think York Peppermint Pattie has its new ad campaign!
Comment by Charlie — July 15, 2008 @ 8:24 am
I know several older people that still are productive in lin life. Even if the younger group which have grown lazy and think every thing should be given to them. Hell there is one guy that has earned every thing he has and just came from Las Vegas running the Richard Peti driving school at over a hundered miles per hour at 83 beating everyone else in the 20 and 50’s
Comment by Getting Old — July 15, 2008 @ 12:20 pm
#2:
I don’t doubt that there are many, many older people that are wildly productive (productive enough to do arguably the most important job in the country? that’s another story…) - and the point of this blog is less about saying ‘all old people are worthless’ and more about creating a dialogue about whether the issue of age as it relates to ability to be president is a relevant decision-making factor.
I think that it is.
Thanks for writing!
Comment by admin — July 15, 2008 @ 12:28 pm
well, it’s not his age, but mcinsain is unhealthy of mind and body.
i have had a peppermint patty. not good.
Comment by pansypoo — July 16, 2008 @ 12:23 am
Everybody’s favorite grade-D lunch meat SPAM is also younger than McCain. Even if it were older, it would still outlast him.
Comment by Anthony — July 16, 2008 @ 6:28 pm
Is spam younger than Mccain?
Comment by Laura — July 17, 2008 @ 5:36 am
just want to point out, you’re comparing obama to a peppermint patty– black on the outside, white on the inside.
Comment by Amy — July 17, 2008 @ 9:40 am
NICELY DONE! Probably my favorite one yet!
Comment by rob — July 21, 2008 @ 12:35 am