Things younger than Republican Presidential candidate (oh, and did I forget to mention war hero?) John McCain

Am I being “age-ist”? Maybe. But maybe not. The world is a pretty complicated place right now and I’m thinking that it’s not such a great time to elect our oldest President ever. So sue me.

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Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Velcro.

Velcro is younger than John McCain.

As chance would have it, today is the 50th anniversary of the invention of Velcro. Happy Birthday, Velcro - and good job keeping John McCain’s shoes closed. (You see, because he’s old and may have trouble with laces. Get it? Get it?)
(Thanks to Noa, Kris, Robert, Dana, Kim, Donna, Luke, and about two dozen other people for the tip!)

Buy the book: "72 Things Younger Than John McCain"

posted by admin at 8:31 pm  

10 Comments

  1. This is a good one, but not as good as nylon stockings. ;)

    Comment by Hephaestos — May 13, 2008 @ 10:25 pm

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  3. amazing! my favourite.

    Comment by Indiana — May 14, 2008 @ 3:58 pm

  4. I love this one because Velcro is the same age I am! :)

    Comment by Kelly — May 15, 2008 @ 9:50 pm

  5. That’s a birthday cake for a one-year old surely?

    Comment by Jesus the lizard — May 16, 2008 @ 9:39 pm

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  8. I CAN THINK OF A LOT OF REASONS NOT TO HAVE A BLACK MAN AS PRESIDENT AND NONE OF THEM ARE RACIST EITHER. I WOULD SAY IT IS CULTURAL, THERE IS NO WAY A PERSON COMING FROM A MINORITY CULTURE CAN RELATE TO AND UNDERSTAND THE MAJORITY CULTURE. i FOR ONE CAN NOT VOTE FOR A MAN THAT DOES NOT REPRESENT MY VALUES.

    Comment by jASON — May 26, 2008 @ 10:09 pm

  9. you are a dumbass. The dude from the H.G. Wells thing is the dude from My Favorite Martian. Meby you could have picked the radio broadcaster or something.

    Comment by A. Dude — May 27, 2008 @ 3:04 am

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