Things younger than Republican Presidential candidate (oh, and did I forget to mention war hero?) John McCain

Am I being “age-ist”? Maybe. But maybe not. The world is a pretty complicated place right now and I’m thinking that it’s not such a great time to elect our oldest President ever. So sue me.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

WTF??????? (Caption this!)

(Thanks to Jeff… I think!)

Buy the book: "72 Things Younger Than John McCain"

posted by admin at 11:06 am  

34 Comments

  1. You should make this a caption contest…..

    Comment by Nigel — October 16, 2008 @ 11:19 am

  2. “Oh shoot, who took my walker? I’m goin’ overrrr…”

    Comment by Nigel — October 16, 2008 @ 11:20 am

  3. 1,

    OK!

    Comment by admin — October 16, 2008 @ 11:24 am

  4. “Man! That is some bitter defeat!”

    Comment by Matt in Southampton — October 16, 2008 @ 11:26 am

  5. “Oh yeah, Barack? Well YOU look like this! Neueahhh…”

    Comment by Matt in Southampton — October 16, 2008 @ 11:27 am

  6. “No one expects the ‘wedgie-monster’.”

    Comment by Matt in Southampton — October 16, 2008 @ 11:29 am

  7. Let’s be honest. Can anyone resist at this point? Eh? Ehhhhh?

    Comment by TJ — October 16, 2008 @ 11:40 am

  8. 6,

    AWESOME!

    Comment by admin — October 16, 2008 @ 11:57 am

  9. Braaaaiiiiins!!!!

    Comment by Jon B — October 16, 2008 @ 12:03 pm

  10. Good thing there aren’t any cameras here…

    Comment by Laura — October 16, 2008 @ 12:14 pm

  11. If I fake a heart attack do you think I might get the sympathy vote?

    Comment by Ali — October 16, 2008 @ 12:41 pm

  12. “Eckggh! Cindy switched my metamucil with that generic brand! Oh No….BM!!!”

    or

    “I’ll get him yet! I remember when my ass looked so good!”

    Comment by David — October 16, 2008 @ 12:57 pm

  13. This is what happens when a robot gets the blue screen of death…

    Comment by CannedWolf — October 16, 2008 @ 1:22 pm

  14. Senator McCain struggles to breathe in the unfamiliar atmosphere of Long Island.

    Comment by Alex — October 16, 2008 @ 1:38 pm

  15. If Mr.Magoo took a hit of Acid…

    Comment by BeckyBoop — October 16, 2008 @ 1:59 pm

  16. mcPOW is just trying to expell the georgee stank.

    Comment by pansypoo — October 16, 2008 @ 2:43 pm

  17. “so i grabbed nancy reagan by the pelvis, heard a ‘snap’, and then all hell broke loose… barack? barack? where you going?”

    Comment by admin — October 16, 2008 @ 3:07 pm

  18. Obama: We’re debating to be PRESIDENTS, you idiot, not PROCTOLOGISTS!

    Comment by U Neill — October 16, 2008 @ 3:08 pm

  19. “must. remember. to. keep. tongue. in. mouth. during. debate….”

    Comment by jr — October 16, 2008 @ 3:57 pm

  20. “must. remember. to. keep. tongue. in. mouth. during. debate…”

    Comment by jr — October 16, 2008 @ 4:01 pm

  21. “And then Sarah went like this…..”

    Comment by Nigel — October 16, 2008 @ 4:07 pm

  22. “In my day, we knew how to dance…”

    Comment by Nigel — October 16, 2008 @ 4:09 pm

  23. “My friends, I’m so angry I could puke!”

    Comment by Nigel — October 16, 2008 @ 4:13 pm

  24. “If that one is going to win, I better start kissing his ass….”

    Comment by Nigel — October 16, 2008 @ 4:15 pm

  25. sorry for posting twice, came up with a better one:

    John McCain demonstrates how to reach across party lines by trying to reach across panty lines.

    Comment by U Neill — October 16, 2008 @ 4:45 pm

  26. “Michelle’s famous ‘Four, Five, and Six Alarm Chili” claims another victim.”

    Comment by Matt from Southampton — October 16, 2008 @ 4:53 pm

  27. “I thought I could, I thought I could.” The Straight Talk Express has run out of steam and can’t catch up.(pant, pant, pant.)

    Comment by not a hockey mom, just a mom — October 16, 2008 @ 6:36 pm

  28. ZOMBIE MCCAIN WANT BRAINS!!!

    Comment by max — October 16, 2008 @ 8:37 pm

  29. “Hey Barack, check my steps. I call it the cunilingus robot. You got served.”

    Comment by adier — October 17, 2008 @ 1:25 am

  30. “I cannot resist the temptation to squeeze this sexy black man’s butt, and at the same time, I strangely disgust myself..bleeeeeech.”

    Comment by Nici — October 17, 2008 @ 3:18 am

  31. “McCain is reminded of another important Supreme Court decision, ‘Who Smelt It v. Who Dealt It’”

    Comment by Matt in Southampton — October 17, 2008 @ 3:57 am

  32. OMG! Matt (#31) you are the winner!!!!!! That is genius.

    Comment by not a hockey mom, just a mom — October 17, 2008 @ 10:58 am

  33. My friends, which one of you spiked my Metamucil?

    Comment by Kevin — October 18, 2008 @ 12:38 pm

  34. And now for my encore performance… I call this the Maverick shuffle.

    Comment by Kevin — October 18, 2008 @ 12:41 pm

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