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By: Cynics’ Party » Things Younger Than John McCain

Cynics’ Party » Things Younger Than John McCain — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 14:57:13 +0000

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By: Matt from Winchester

Matt from Winchester — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 05:14:46 +0000

McCain’s campaign commercial is “no longer available.”

Best. Campaign. Ever.

By: Angel

Angel — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 19:26:43 +0000

Wow, frozen waffles in 1953? Same year as Playboy? Hmm, read your “articles” over breakfast. Pass the syrup indeed, and if it so happens you need a little extra slippery stuff, well, the Log Cabin (or your favorite syrup brand) is right there. . .moving along.

I do agree with some of the commenters here. We do need to step away from oil pronto.

Best, and keep on blogging.

By: Laura

Laura — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 01:54:00 +0000

Wow!!! how has McCain’s party not been sued for slandering? Thats ridiculous.

By: Rob

Rob — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 15:02:24 +0000

Some people think that drilling whatever droplets you have in the ground there will help against the well-oiled machine of OPEC. It won’t. We in the West need to step away from oil, it’s that simple.
Now liberal “tree huggers” have been saying that since the early seventies but hey, we’re just a bunch of g**d*** liberals, right? So listen John McCain, who doesn’t even know how to open and read this page: we were right all along. Eat that.

By: rob

rob — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 11:34:12 +0000

You know, this television ad makes me think that you should change this whole blog from “Things Younger Than McCain” to “Things Smarter Than McCain.”

I know the Republicans have a particular talent for stirring up sh….err….pooh, but do they really think that people are going to believe that Barack Obama is to blame for high gas prices when we have an all-oil-men Executive Branch? This ad is so dumb, I imagine even FoxNews won’t come out and say “SEE!! It’s OBAMA’S FAULT!!!”

By: justin

justin — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 05:24:57 +0000

Crude oil just had the largest drop IN HISTORY. Good thing we’re drilling.

What’s that? We’re not drilling?

Oh, well I guess…uh…umm…I’m a POW!

By: Sara

Sara — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 04:48:59 +0000

FYI: The National Cancer Institute is younger than John McCain.

Also, chances of developing cancer increase drastically with age. (i.e. almost an exponential curve). McCain has reached the third-to-highest age group in the NCI’s epidemiological studies, i.e. 70-74, and he is almost to the point in the chart where the incidence rates decline simply because populations of those ages are so small.

By: Dork

Dork — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 03:09:51 +0000

“hare’s breath away”

While it’s true that bunnies don’t have much wind, it is also possible you might mean hair’s breadth, or the span of a hair follicle, as in “the width of a strand of hair away.” Very, very close.

By: preznit giv me turkee

preznit giv me turkee — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 03:07:52 +0000

a hare’s breath

should be “hair’s breadth”

By: pansypoo

pansypoo — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 02:30:43 +0000

how bout teevee dinners?

god the sheeple are stupid. OIL IS OUR DOOM! fucking grow up already.think outside the derrick.